Time And Revisionist Decency In SpaceDee-Sint Tahr-Diss
Mysterious time-travel device, the use of which allows one to change the very fabric of reality itself.
Useful for re-ordering the course of history to influence the present, thus resulting in swiftly altering rationales for certain foreign-policy disasters and Cold War bloodbaths.
"What the hell do you mean, we invaded Iraq to create an arc of democracy across the Middle East? I seem to remember some bullshit about mushroom clouds and remote-controlled planes dropping anthrax on Topeka..."
"Just a moment..." (Dashes off - Loud, rhythmic groaning sound of rip in space/time continuum, Returns)
"Now, what were you saying?"
"I was saying, whatever George Bush's faults, he's always been open about pushing for Middle Eastern democracy..."
See also Decent Telepathy, Decent Taxi.
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