Thursday, 16 August 2007

Surgical Strike

Noun

Sur-Jick-Ahl-Stryk

Heroic vapourisation of fascists and bystanders practically from space with a missile that cost more to design, manufacture and deliver than the Gross Domestic Product of Ireland.

Humanitarian bombing of military targets.

Often results in Al-Qaedification, despite attempts to Minimise civilian casualties.

See also Terrorism-By-Proxy.

4 comments:

FlyingRodent said...

What utter bullshit - this wasn't funny in the slightest.

Pull your socks up and sort your shit out, man.

Bloggers4Labour said...

I must say that FlyingRodent is bang on there.

Malky Muscular said...

Oho, it didn't take long for you latte-sipping appeasers to show up, did it?

Just whose side are you supposed to be on?

Anonymous said...

Well I think its pretty good but you need to do Terrorism too...