Friday 17 August 2007

Latte

Noun

Lah-Dee-Dah-Tay

Effeminate Italian beverage consisting of the frothy, obnoxious steamed milk of moral equivalence to which a black, scalding shot of malevolent espresso is added.

Drunk solely by effete elitists and ivory tower Hampstead intelligentsia in laughably ethnic Shoreditch coffee-shops, while a braying cohort of liberal relativists masturbate furiously over an artfully spliced montage of hardcore pornography and Fahrenheit 9/11, leaving Decent Observer columnists to seethe at their own frustrated impotence.

See also Bruschetta, Liberal Dinner Parties, Liberal Guilt, What's Left?.

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