Thursday, 25 October 2007

Well-Funded

Rhetorical Ploy


Wehll Funn-Ded

Hilarious euphemism for Jewish, used to imply that one's opponent is a closet Nazi who believes that the world is controlled by seven-foot tall Zionist lizardmen.

Particularly useful when pretending not to understand the difference between the concept of an American Israel lobby comprising right-wing cranks, Republicans and religious fundamentalists, and the idea of an omnipotent Zionist Shadow-Government of megalomaniacal, telepathic reptilian space-monsters.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Very good - well not really - but "comprised of" makes no grammatical sense (schoolboy humour, schoolboy error).

Malky Muscular said...

Right - the next person to take issue with my spelling and/or grammar gets a ban and a boot up the arse to boot.

Language Nazis that you are.

Anonymous said...

Walt and Mearsheimer are booked to speak at Chatham House on November 8th on this very subject.

Malky Muscular said...

Aha! Then let the world see these moonbat conspiracy theorists denuded, and let us roundly mock their allegations of a Zionist Space-Lizard plot to control the minds of world leaders using Hebraic satellite lasers!