Sunday, 9 September 2007

Conspiracy Theorist


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1. Deranged person asserting that Dick Cheney's desire to liberate Iraq was not motivated by his principled altruism and anti-totalitarianism, nor by his love of freedom, human rights, democracy or magical ponies, causing fascists to laugh in celebration.

"Surely when you hear about how the Americans are demanding that Iraq's natural resources be sold to their business associates at super-bonanza knock-down prices, you must suspect that might have been part of the plan all along?"

"Oooh, break out the tinfoil hats, lads - it looks like we've got a conspiracy theorist on our hands."

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