Monday, 7 April 2008

Administrative Notes 6

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3 comments:

Anonymous said...

1988 Cup Final - Oi, Malky are you some kind of Scouse sympathiser?

[redpesto]

FlyingRodent said...

Nah, but Alan Hansen still thinks it's one of history's greatest injustices.

You should hear him go when they give him the chance.

ejh said...

If he wants an injustice in that game he can try the penalty decision.