Hellthh Ahnd Sayff-Tay Reggz
Foolish and unnecessary red tape employed by liberal relativists to impede the reconstruction of liberated stable democracies.
Silly, legalistic indicators of a culture of risk avoidance, Health & Safety Regs are the Taliban's greatest ally, and the only obstacle preventing courageous Observer journalists from immediately charging out to Helmand province to help out our brave boys, causing them to seethe at their own frustrated impotence.*
*The Decent Observer journalists, not our brave boys.