Wednesday, 27 February 2008

Health & Safety Regs

Suicide-By-Bureaucracy

Hellthh Ahnd Sayff-Tay Reggz

Foolish and unnecessary red tape employed by liberal relativists to impede the reconstruction of liberated stable democracies.

Silly, legalistic indicators of a culture of risk avoidance, Health & Safety Regs are the Taliban's greatest ally, and the only obstacle preventing courageous Observer journalists from immediately charging out to Helmand province to help out our brave boys, causing them to seethe at their own frustrated impotence.*

*The Decent Observer journalists, not our brave boys.

2 comments:

Neil said...

Ahhh, thanks for reminding me that it's not just the decent left who have trouble with health and safety.

Gotta love that little lecture on personal responsibility - if you forget to look where you're going and fall arse over tit, it's the EU's fault.

gastro george said...

Surely a link or two to armchair warrior Nick's spat with Conor Foley is required?