Friday, 17 August 2007

Military Target

Noun

Mih-Lih-Tah-Ray Tarr-gett

1. A fascist.

2. Any person, structure, object or mechanical device within 300 metres of a fascist.

3. Any person, structure, object or mechanical device that could conceivably be of any use whatsoever to a fascist at any time in the future.

"What do you mean, why did they cluster-bomb Beirut airport? It was a military target."

See also Terrorism-By-Proxy, Al-Qaedification, Surgical Strike.

1 comment:

Tim Holmes said...

This is a genuinely hilarious site. You've absolutely nailed the absurdities of the "Decent left", and then some. Please keep writing!