Tuesday, 11 September 2007

Credibility

Noun

Kreh-Dih-Bill-Lih-Tay

Essential standard used to gauge the veracity of individuals' pronouncements, as famously wasted by journalist Robert Fisk and film-maker Michael Moore.

"Did you read Seymour Hersh's New Yorker article about the scale of torture and detention beyond the rule of law in the American military?"

"Yes, what a dipshit - that cock-knocking shit-for-brains pissed his credibility away when he did that book about the Kennedys."

"Of course, you're right. Hey, did you read that some guy with a website has posted a series of photographs proving that the International Red Cross is in league with Hezbollah?"

"Really? Why, those humanitarian bastards!"

3 comments:

D-Notice said...

Shurley "Kur-red-a-bill-i-ti"?

Malky Muscular said...

Maybe in your moon-man language, Stopper.

Philip said...

Kred-duh-bih-lih-tih.

Shirley.