Monday 15 November 2010

Party Issues Artistic Purge List 2010

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GLORIOUS NEWS COMRADES STOP PARTY ISSUES UPDATED PURGE LIST TREACHEROUS ARTISTIC BADTHINKERS STOP ALL PARTY MEMBERS REQUIRED TO EXPUNGE FOLLOWING TRAITOROUS MUSICAL RECORDINGS FROM PERSONAL COLLECTIONS STOP

DISSENT WILL BE MET WITH IMMEDIATE CONDEMNATION AND EXPULSION STOP

PARTY MEMBERS WILL IMMEDIATELY DIVEST SELVES OF SEDITIOUS ARTISTIC MATERIALS OF PRIMAL SCREAM STOP EXTREME RISK OF IDEOLOGICAL INFECTION/CONTAMINATION VIA CHILDISH POLITICAL ANTICS OF PARTY ENEMY GILLESPIE STOP

PARTY MEMBERS TO PURGE WORKS OF ROGER WATERS STOP PARTY ENEMY WATERS GUILTY OF SEDITION AGAINST PARTY BY INAPPROPRIATE USAGE OF ISRAELI FLAG STOP

NOTE MEMBERS PERMITTED TO RETAIN POST-WATERS ALBUMS OF PINK FLOYD STOP MAXIMUM IMPORTANCE STOP DIVISION BELL BETTER ALBUM THAN DARK SIDE OF MOON STOP REPEAT DIVISION BELL BETTER ALBUM THAN DARK SIDE OF MOON STOP

PARTY MEMBERS TO IMMEDIATELY BURN AND DENOUNCE RECORDED MATERIALS BY THE PIXIES STOP DAMON ALBARN AND GORILLAZ STOP CARLOS SANTANA STOP ELVIS COSTELLO STOP GIL SCOTT HERON STOP ALL ARTISTS DECLARED +1 THOUGHTCRIMINALS ARTISTIC BOYCOTT OF ISRAEL BASTARDS STOP

PARTY MEMBERS CAUGHT IN POSSESSION OF CONTRABAND ARTISTIC MATERIALS WILL BE CONSIDERED BELLIGERENTS AGAINST PARTY AND EXECUTED STOP

REPEAT PARTY MEMBERS CAUGHT IN POSSESSION OF CONTRABAND ARTISTIC MATERIALS WILL BE CONSIDERED POLITICALLY CONFUSED AND ASKED POLITELY TO AMEND TREACHEROUS BEHAVIOUR WITHIN DEMOCRATIC NORMS STOP

PARTY MEMBERS WILL IMMEDIATELY ACQUIRE GLORIOUS ISRAEL FRIENDLY ARTISTIC OUTPUT OF FOLLOWING MUSICIANS STOP ROCK GOD ROD STEWART STOP FANTASTIC NOT SHIT ELTON JOHN STOP GROOVETASTIC STYLINGS JETHRO TULL STOP WONDERFUL JOHN LYDON STOP VERY GOOD GUNS N ROSES STOP

PARTY APPROVED ART SUPERIOR TO POLITICALLY DEBASED AND MUSICALLY TUNELESS TERRORIST ROCK STOP

ALL TOGETHER COMRADES STOP ITS THE CIRCLE OF LIFE STOP AND IT MOVES US ALL STOP THROUGH DESPAIR AND HOPE STOP THROUGH FAITH AND LOVE STOP TIL WE FIND OUR PLACE STOP ON THE PATH UNWINDING STOP IN THE CIRCLE STOP THE CIRCLE OF LIFE STOP

PARTY MEMBERS WILL NOW ENJOY MUSICAL STYLINGS OF COMRADE JOHN LYDON IN GLORIOUS ISRAEL FRIENDLY PERFORMANCE SEX PISTOLS SONG BELSEN WAS A GAS STOP

ONWARDS TO VICTORY OVER ARTISTIC DEVIATION COMRADES STOP DETAILS GLORIOUS LINEUP DECENTPALOOZA 2011 FOLLOWS PRESENTLY STOP

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UPDATE 16/11 PARTY MEMBERS TO ACQUIRE RIGHTTHINK ALBUMS OF POLITICALLY USEFUL COMRADES PETE SEEGER AND LCD SOUND SYSTEM FOR IMMEDIATE GLORIFICATION STOP

WITH FEELING THIS TIME STOP WHERE HAVE ALL THE FLOWERS GONE STOP LONG TIME PASSING STOP WHERE HAVE ALL THE FLOWERS GONE STOP LONG TIME AGO STOP WHERE HAVE ALL THE FLOWERS GONE STOP GIRLS HAVE PICKED THEM EVERY ONE STOP WHEN WILL THEY EVER LEARN STOP

PARTY MEMBERS WILL CONTINUE SINGING UNTIL ORDERED TO STOP