Tuesday 4 September 2007

Al-Qaedification

Noun

Ahl-Kye-Dih-Fih-Kay-Shun

Transformative process undertaken by recently deceased Iraqis and Afghans following a lethal encounter with American military hardware.

Al-Qaedification can be a temporary process, depending on the circumstances, and has been known to further develop into a stage during which the deceased becomes a victim of Terrorism-By-Proxy.

Not to be confused with Hezbollization, a phenomenon found only in the Levant - nor should it be confused with Fauxtographication, whereby seemingly deceased Lebanese are magically resurrected by some guy with a website.

1 comment:

Toby Fry said...

Also occasionally known as "spontaneous fundamentalism" by the plastic-faced newsreaders famous throughout the USA's news channels.