Thursday, 16 August 2007




Effeminate Italian foodstuff comprising bread, chopped tomatoes, garlic and basil.

Solely consumed by effete elitists and ivory tower Hampstead intelligentsia at decadent Liberal Dinner Parties, while sniggering condescension and braying anti-Americanism flow like pissy champagne, leaving Decent Observer columnists to seethe at their own frustrated impotence.

See also: Latte, Liberal Guilt, What's Left?


Anonymous said...

It's broos-KET-uh you thick cunt.

Anonymous said...

don't think that you can insult bruschetta and get away with it. or brie for that matter. i've put you on notice.

Anonymous said...

UPDATE: it's cheap, easy to make and tasty don't you know!

Malky Muscular said...

There's nothing I hate more than anonymity - it smacks of Neutrality, which in turn reminds me of Moral Relativism.

In fact, there is one thing I hate more - Bruschetta, and the guffawing Hampstead liberals that eat it.

Do they think Hitler would allow them to eat Bruschetta? No, it'd be straight to the camps for them, and no Italian anti-pasto.

Borders have to be guarded by rough men with guns, you know - big strong men, with rugged callussed hands and earthy, northern accents.

And uniforms, immaculate uniforms.

Yes, beautiful uniforms.