Decent Dole

Noun

Dee-Sint Dohl

Private welfare system that ensures an income to muscular liberals who have become too senile and incoherent to earn a living, as regularly paid by The Guardian and The Observer.

"Did you read Andrew Anthony's piece in The Guardian? God, it was even more deranged and rambling than his last - if it wasn't for the Decent Dole, the poor guy would be forced to blow tramps for loose change."