Sunday 28 October 2007

Self Defence

Noun

Selph Dee-Fense

1. The righteous act of protecting one's country from small bands of foreign-based terrorists by bombing the infrastructure of the host nation to smithereens.

Regretably necessary surgical strikes against fascists, resulting in hundreds of cases of Al-Qaedification and Terrorism-By-Proxy.

Causes the Far Left and the Academic/Media Complex to Go Berserk!

2. A despicable act of unwarranted aggression undertaken against democrats.

Opportunistic military rampage launched by known genocidaires, launched under the pretense of attacking foreign-based freedom fighters, resulting in silence from the Far Left and the Academic/Media Complex.

3 comments:

Save the Oocytes! said...

Please change the spelling to "euphemism".

Malky Muscular said...

Keep your totalitarian spelling-fascism off my blog, Nazi. Maybe in your dhimmified greater Reich of Liberalstan, but not on my page.

ejh said...

I suspect the error derives from too much reading Viz...